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Featured: The Infamous 2003 Birthday Letter
See the letter that Trump denies writing - but the evidence speaks for itself!
"Happy Birthday – and may every day be another wonderful secret." - Signed "Donald"
Authentic Trump-to-Epstein Birthday Letter (2003)
Own a certified reproduction of the infamous 2003 birthday letter from Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein! Features the hand-drawn outline and the message "Happy Birthday – and may every day be another wonderful secret." Trump denies writing it, but the evidence speaks for itself!
- Exact replica of the 2003 birthday letter
- Includes suggestive hand-drawn artwork
- Signed "Donald" (authenticity disputed)
- Perfect conversation starter
- Great for parties and awkward moments
- Comes with authenticity certificate (we printed it)
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